The Republic of Eastern Wayno Sovion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.451 billion Eastern Wayno Sovionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The strong Eastern Wayno Sovionian economy, worth 629 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,256 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Eastern Wayno Sovion's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eastern Wayno Sovion is ranked 176,466^th in the world and 3^rd in Arbor for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 365.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.